Romantic? (from craigslist)
Jun. 7th, 2005 12:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
primalephSo, if you're ever bored, the "missed connections" section of Craigslist is greatly amusing. Sample the following, which almost made me piss myself today:
"We were both jogging and you wouldn't leave my side, we found ourselves in the brush, naked and alone. I suckled your beefy butt with my hungry heart. We had no protection, so I had to unload deep into your colon. Why didn't you give me your number? I've been searching for you."
"We were both jogging and you wouldn't leave my side, we found ourselves in the brush, naked and alone. I suckled your beefy butt with my hungry heart. We had no protection, so I had to unload deep into your colon. Why didn't you give me your number? I've been searching for you."
