Now I've seen everything.

I was opening some mail at work today, and I noticed there was something small and hard in the first envelope I opened. The object was packaged inside a Planned Parenthood envelope, and a see-through Ziploc-style bag with "Biohazard" on it. It was a used, positive home pregnancy test.

Apparently she thought we wouldn't take her word for it. Or even her doctor's word.